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Painful Pleasure (Episode 9)

Friday, 22 June 2018

As i gently removed the hands, and turned back to see who
it was, I saw Sandra standing behind me with that Smile of
hers. “I thought I would never see you again” I said to her
holding her hand. “It’s a small world remember?” She said to
me. . . I introduced her to Mayowa and they shook hands.
The three of us stayed at a spot, and enjoyed the opened

The party was so interesting, as we enjoyed the various
programmes. Some OAU upcoming artistes performed,
some did a rap, others R and B. It was so much Fun. The
popular “Jadon P” Swayed people of their feets, this was a
guy who could create rhymes with whatever you show him.
As if that was not enough, some girls came on stage, shaking
their ‘backsides’ at the speed of light. Guys were shouting
and encouraging these girls. “Who does that? How would you
come on stage and shake your behind for 5 minutes?” I said.
“It’s called twerking.” Sandra replied. After this, a comedian
came on stage, cracking jokes and for real, this guy was
really hilarious. Sandra was just laughing like a chicken.
The MCs came on stage, they wanted to do what they called
“devil’s basket”. So they were passing a basket, so that when
the music stops, if the basket was still with you, you will
come out, pick a piece of paper from the basket, and do
whatever is written in it, or pay a fine of one thousand

The basket went round and they stopped the music. Guess
who was holding the basket? Sandra! I was shocked when
the MCs shouted “come on stage”. She mounted the stage,
picked a piece of paper and gave it to one of the MCs, he
read it out. It reads “Bring out two guys, kiss one, and slap
the other.” I was expecting that as a big girl, she would pay 1
thousand, but i was extremely surprised when she came to
Mayowa and I, and took both of us to the stage. I was so shy,
but as a cool guy i had to compose and follow her. I was
puzzled, because she was definitely going to slap one of us,
and kiss the other. If she should kiss me, she would have to
slap Mayowa, leaving Mayowa embarrassed. And if she
should kiss Mayowa (which didn’t really seem likely) she
would have to slap me, and i will be so embarrassed. As we
got to the stage. . .
What did Sandra do? Who did she slap? Who did she kiss?

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